Motoring down I-10 west and I see the lights ! Red , blue , you know. Pull over and shut it off , hands on the wheel.
Officer-Do you know how fast you were going ?
Me-Yes , 80 in a 65.....!
Officer-May I see your license.......?
Me-Don't got one , suspended.....!
Officer-Call for back up bla bla bla,,! May I see your registration and insurance papers ...?
Me-It's not my car ....!
Officer-Well who's car is it ?
Me-Some lady I jacked it from but I do remember seeing some papers in the glove box when I stuck my pistol in it ...!
Officer-You have a pistol in the glove box...?
Me-Yes , the one I used to jack the car from that lady in the trunk...!
Officer-You have a lady in the trunk........? !
Back-up shows up and it's his Captain which they proceed to throw me on
the ground and cuff me....! They have a little secret conversation ,
search me and find my wallet...!
Officer-looks through the wallet and says , his license is good!
Captain-There's no gun in the glove box and here are the papers , registration and insurance.....!
Captain-opens the trunk and "Hey , there ain't no lady in this trunk........?
Me- Yeah ,the lying Son-of-a-bitch probably said I was speeding or something too...........!
1 day ago