Uisge Beatha(Ishka Baha)UsquebeaWhiskeyWater of life
I've run across some pretty mean turkeys in my day, but never has one tried to come after me through a windshield.
I bet that guy was ready for one or two of those beverages.
Armor piercing turkey apparently.I've had dove, pigeons and a duck bounce off my windshield before, but none every penetrated to the lower decks and set off the powder magazine.I think after that, I'd have to lay down, have Belle put a cold compress on my forehead and say "poor baby" while patting my head.Then, screw the coke, hand me the bottle.
Most of the time I like the way you think. As in this instance. :)