From my niece.

She's a lieutenant  stationed at Ft. Sill Oklahoma. She is learning the fine art of blowing things up with artillery.

Had to do a convoy brief to a bunch of bored E7's today. Managed to catch their attentions by using a large knife as a pointer, telling them to kill as many people as they can within ROE, that I would shoot them if they got lost, and allowing them to kill wild boars because "they make good eatin' and I f-ing hate boars." During my critique, they didn't have much to say. Not sure if it was because I'm just that awesome or if it was because I was still playing with my knife.

That's just the way she is. God help the enemy that gets in her way.