Uisge Beatha(Ishka Baha)UsquebeaWhiskeyWater of life
For her kid's sixth birthday no less. That's some artistry right there. So good in fact it elicited my instinctive reaction to snakes which is to freeze and acquire a suitable weapon to equalize the circumstances. Stick, softball, lawnmower, whatever's at hand.Snake decides he doesn't need to bite me and goes on his way, I don't need to crush his head.
My rule ('specially with grand kids): You stay off the acre around the house, you get to live.
I don't know what I'm supposed to say at this point.....
You are supposed to say "May I have another sssssssssslice?" :)