For her kid's sixth birthday no less. That's some artistry right there. So good in fact it elicited my instinctive reaction to snakes which is to freeze and acquire a suitable weapon to equalize the circumstances. Stick, softball, lawnmower, whatever's at hand.Snake decides he doesn't need to bite me and goes on his way, I don't need to crush his head.
My rule ('specially with grand kids): You stay off the acre around the house, you get to live.
I don't know what I'm supposed to say at this point.....
You are supposed to say "May I have another sssssssssslice?" :)