That is the effing funniest thing I have read in I don't know WHEN!350, twenty minutes?Damn you CC you made tears come out of my eyes.Belle, sitting on the couch next to me admonished me not to spit beer out my nose.wheeze, snort, swallow, K, I'm going to be ok now..pretty sure.
Same thing happened to me. I had to spread the beer out the nose thing.
Pillsbury commissioned me many years ago to create the christmas card they send out to their corporate offices. Being an idiot, prone to dismissing my work as being unworthy, I charged $75. Once a jerk...always a jerk.My 'dough' never did rise.